7.23.2009
Epic fail
I realize saying "epic" is a conformist trend and some of you are just too insecure to come up with your own "cool" word so you NEED trends like these...but please stop. It was weird but something I could handle when it was new but now it just sucks.
7.22.2009
7.21.2009
7.20.2009
7.19.2009
Quoting Movies
Okay, I get it. You're no comedian so you need an endless supply of movie quotes to keep the entertainment coming. Yeah, sure it makes you look awkward and no one really thinks it's funny (although the REALLY insecure people will communicate with you by quoting back - a practice I do not understand) but please, please continue.
7.18.2009
7.17.2009
Try saying it out loud
Umm...woot...? Really. I mean, for reals. WOOT?? Let's explore some better options. Wahoo. Woohoo. Take your pick. It sounds a lot more similar to the real thing. Seriously. Who accentuates the "t" when they say "woot." Ew. Gross. Stop it.
Getting Married When You're Still a Child
I'm sure anyone who knows me who reads this knows exactly who I am (regardless of how mysterious I'm trying to be because I'm writing posts about my experiences with people I know) - BUT I don't give a sh!#. I kinda need a place to vent because, seriously, sometimes I get SUPER bugged by people. As does everyone else. Blogging about it is pretty cathartic, actually.
With that being said, let's get back to the real reason I'm posting: Getting married when you're a child (18, 19, 20, 21, 22, etc...seriously???) because HERE "it's the right thing to do." Yeah, I'm Mormon and the Church is all about family. Aw, tender. BUT, the idiot people who don't know how to think for themselves take this as, "I need to marry the first idiot chum/girl who comes along and wants to marry me or else I won't be fulfilling my duty to God by starting a family. Or I may miss out on my opportunity all together." Gag. Yeah, I BET God wants you to start a family with someone who could eventually ruin your life. Or...maybe he wants you to be SMART and get married when it's right...or not get married at all. *Gasp* Yeah, you might not get married. Suck it up. For those of you readers who are not LDS who are reading this thinking that marriage really isn't that important...tell that to a Mormon kid. They might pee their pants. Pretty ridiculous.
With that being said, let's get back to the real reason I'm posting: Getting married when you're a child (18, 19, 20, 21, 22, etc...seriously???) because HERE "it's the right thing to do." Yeah, I'm Mormon and the Church is all about family. Aw, tender. BUT, the idiot people who don't know how to think for themselves take this as, "I need to marry the first idiot chum/girl who comes along and wants to marry me or else I won't be fulfilling my duty to God by starting a family. Or I may miss out on my opportunity all together." Gag. Yeah, I BET God wants you to start a family with someone who could eventually ruin your life. Or...maybe he wants you to be SMART and get married when it's right...or not get married at all. *Gasp* Yeah, you might not get married. Suck it up. For those of you readers who are not LDS who are reading this thinking that marriage really isn't that important...tell that to a Mormon kid. They might pee their pants. Pretty ridiculous.
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